Fake Political Healines
- Coach David Heeb
- Jan 5, 2018
- 1 min read
You know the drill. I workout every morning, and I look at CNN and FOX side by side. This wasn’t on purpose. Somebody else beat me to the ESPN TV.
But it’s become a routine, and at this point it’s just funny.
It’s not like they’re telling two different sides of the same story. This is like a brother and sister arguing in the backseat on a 1,500 mike family vacation.
“YOU’RE STUPID!l”
“NO YOU’RE STUPID!l”
SO here are today’s fake political headlines.
CNN - “A book just came out. It’s a fact now people. Trump roots for the Yankees, Patriots, Alabama football, and actually started the first World War.”
FOX - “A new report is out. It appears that president Trump has beautiful, striking blue eyes and is the person actually responsible for curing polio.”
Jeeeeeeeeeez since when did the news become unintentional comedy? 😂
Thanks for reading. #JWT
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